I know you're going to miss me, but...I'm going to be out of town until the beginning of July, and... *pause for dramatic effect* I'm not sure when exactly I'll be able to change my nail polish/get internet access. I know, I know, it'll be hard for you to get through your day not knowing when I'll be back, but I promise I'm going to update here ASAP. I'm going to miss you guys too. I know there's not many people out there reading and commenting on my teeny weeny corner of the internet, but I really appreciate all of you that do. I see people who have gazillions of followers after just a few months, and I feel a little melancholy, but then I remind myself about the teensy little happy family I have over here and eat some Butter Crunch ice cream (you're welcome for the free product placement, Bluebell) and life seems brighter again. So what I'm trying to say is... thanks.
I don't really do sappy, so I'm going to abruptly end this now.
See you as soon as I can find a goshdanged internet outlet,